Recently, an.... acquaintance of mine shall we say, she seemed quite upset. This post is a somewhat stylized version of the ensuing conversation.
Some of what she relayed to me was not quite exactly repeatable in polite company, nothing you'd say to the minister or barrister. Other of what she relayed was almost not or not repeatable at all. Not that I haven't been known to be quite unladylike from time to time myself in the past of course.
Although I hesitate to write in certain ways, I do not feel it's my job nor my responsibility to filter the speech of others, transposed transcripted composed composted or otherwise. So any quotes will be actual quotes, unedited and verbatim, at least from what I remember of the exchange. Not that it's anything you probably didn't hear on the schoolyard when you were 8 years of age, but be forewarned. Although people do, after all, talk this way frequently and few are unfamiliar with it regardless of how much one might disapprove. This is America after all, and if anything, illustrates expressive speech so highly valued by lovers of freedom everywhere.
